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Do Aliens Poo?

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Do Aliens Poo?

Eben2I recently attended a very fine talk by the author and public speaker, Suzy Hansen (See http://www.communicatorlink.com/about.php). For those not in-the-know, Suzy is an “experiencer” (someone that has had direct contact with aliens). New Zealand has them too, yay! With a growing reputation as an authority on the Zeta beings, I can vouch she is the real McCoy. Instead of spouting the usual crap, you know, talking about meditation and stuff humans need to do to improve per “exalted wisdom” of the Zeta, she got straight to the point. Somewhere about the middle of her recantations, she broached the uncomfortable subject of “human bobbly bits” (her words). We all know what they are and those strange mating rituals they are used for, but what of “aliens”? Aren’t they all “smooth” down there?

“Check under the left armpit”, Suzy chirped stridently. Only joking! The void that began her sensitive investigation remained unruffled, but it got me thinking. As readers of my other blog (See http://ozziethinker.wordpress.com) know; when I think things start to get hairy.

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Before I forget, I do recommend you seek out and purchase Suzy’s excellent book “The Dual Soul Connection: The Alien Agenda for Human Advancement” (a project of many years from inception). I paid (yes, I did BUY a copy) for mine at the event and, on balance, it’s a cracker.

Where was I?

Ah yes, thinking of strange quixotic methods of reproduction (or do some of these beings, God forbid, have sex for fun?), I then thought, but what about poo? Imagine it. tumblr_n6qgc2xf1u1sv18l9o1_1280A Light Being discretely makes himself known to you – drum roll, grand entrance, missing time, you know the full deal. So, he’s there in front of you and…..Hang on? He’s looking a bit queasy. Well this is a bit embarrassing. Telepathically he says, “Do you have a rest room?” You see these Light Beings are polite and most of them can’t talk as far as I am aware. They wouldn’t say, “I’ve been on the road for a thousand years and I need to take a giant dump”, telepathically, of course.

We all know the Queen’s doesn’t smellkeep-calm-and-poo-with-pride. That’s a well-publicised fact, but what about the Nicolathesian worm Ambassador of Gradui Ilflampi?

Another thought came to me, largely inspired by my other blog. Humans, for instance, produce invisible poo that comes out of their mouths and this is the worst smelling of all types. The inquisitive mind would wonder whether alien hierarchies have the same issue.

The whole “poo” thing goes both ways. Let’s imagine for a second that I am about to be abducted by the strange Terigal beings from Alpha Banga. They smother me with love and are about to click the magic switch when I exclaim, “I just need a pee first”.

Let’s face it I am not going to go up to a craft with a full bladder at 2am. I might be there for hours.

“Hold that order, Festu, the guy needs to pee”

“Pee?”

“It’s something those human’s do”

“Oh, ok, but we’re running a tight schedule today. How long will it take?”

Or do I say I’ll just hold it in?

Sorry to inconvenience you and all that, I must master these “lower vibrational” body functions. Shush, some people, hey?

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I am on the ship now. Do they have loos? And if they do, are they like regular loos? I remember reading about Rosemary Klem’s (See http://zodbooks.com.au/about/) & Jack Lord’s [supposed] Atlantis civilisation underwater. manure-pile-location-unknownAfter dinner, all the plates, utensils and so on just disintegrate. Is that what happen to a toilet after use? Poof – it’s gone? Well if that’s case; what if there’s a miscue and the toilet disintegrates before the business is done? What then, eh? Is there a “back up” plan? How many times does our infallible technology go wrong? And I don’t know what it is, but it always seems to break down just at the wrong time – like, when you’re crouched over the John! Ah well, who says “God” doesn’t have a good sense of humour?

Back to those aliens again and my special guest Light Being – the one with the dicky tummy; let’s say he does discretely have a poo. For us, could it be used as a magic cure, or food? Luwak-Katze_in_KepahiangYou see there is a South American bat (ok, for the brainboxes, it an Asiatic cat. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civet) that produces guano (poo) which is collected, dried and used to serve a very special cup of coffee with a distinctive “nutty flavour” (See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxD2VmZiLJ0). At a $100 a cup it better be good for you!

We tend to think about poo negatively, but all the good stuff grows in it: veggies, plants, pigs. One of the things I have observed over the years is, maybe, all these aliens have recognised just how uptight we humans, in general, are. We all need to take a chill pill and laugh a little (at ourselves). Mind you, I have never been abducted by aliens of any persuasion and that’s perhaps because they know the first thing that I would ask is,

Do aliens poo?

What happened to Atlantis?

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What happened to Atlantis?

20130216142330 Visitors may have seen my other topical blog post “Wisdom versus Mysticism”. I also recently attended an event presenting Rosemary Klem and Jack Lord, who made elaborate claims that Atlantis had moved to dual locations on our sea floor. Though they did not give reasons or explain what had happened, according to their logic, the move took place 12,000 years ago.

In my other post I talked about a tragic event that possibly ended humanity 10,581BC (or 12,596 years ago). We seem to be close enough to be on the mark. Some time ago, once again on my other blog, I gave details concerning and informed readers that, at the time, the Earth’s crust had briefly detached from the core. Consequential it “slipped” maybe as much as 180 degrees in a few fleeting seconds. Think about the rush! How anything could have survived that (1000’s miles high tidal waves?) defies comprehension, but maybe legends such as Noah’s ark are credible. What was the “Northern Hemisphere” then became today’s Southern Hemisphere. But there is a catch. You see, the polar shift did not end Atlantis. Indeed it was in fact the end of Atlantis that caused the polar shift.

Prior to the century ending 13,800BC (15,815 years ago), there were no polar icecaps. Our Earth, at that time, was relatively temperate (as was Mars before). The “planet” that came down and appeared to connect with Earth (according to myths such as found in the Popol Vuh) was the tiny ice moon Falla. This event is briefly mentioned in the Vedic texts. It looked much larger than the other two Earth moons (prior to the millennium ending 102,000BC, when the largest moon was destroyed as the piece de resistance at the end of an 18,000 year long cosmic war) as it revolved around our globe every nine days. Referring once again to the Vedas, a long running battle had ensued (possibly over millions of years) between “dark forces” and the chroniclers (presumably friends of Atlantis?). At various points, detail is given as to who the dark forces are. Diligent researchers learn they are grey skinned and of bestial appearance, have habits that are unmistakably inhumane. Though they are described as hermaphrodites, they have (allegedly) been placed in positions of power, including kingship (or advisors of regal structures).

For me, there is still an enigma as to what the grey skinned dark forces are. They could not, for instance, be the Futczhi as these were created by the Draco to manage the replenishments of new man shortly after the 10,581BC tragedy. Zetas, according to Judy Caroll, have 30% DNA activation today so that would place them in the fourth to fifth dimension realms. Could have a much earlier hybrid (or multiple hybrid types) been created that did not resonate the traditional angelic qualities of these gracious beings? On the other hand, from the perception of an egalitarian, ambitious creed (perhaps similar to today’s “Zionists”) perhaps angelic protagonists might be described as “dark forces” as they obstructed rational progress. There are no simple answers and I am perplexed by this one. Hopefully the truth will be revealed in this lifetime.

Returning to discussions about the end of Atlantis, the end of the technological centre (which was a joint Atlantean/Ciakar project) coincided with Falla’s creation of our Arctic Circle. This was, as Graham Hancock so cleverly suggested, the “hammer” (trigger) that caused the 10,581BC event. Though the famous Rainbow City still remained  87748pb06intact after the Falla collision (today it is beneath the Antarctica ice fields) along with a few other important strategic centres, the might of Atlantis was broken. Remembering Rosemary Klem and Jack Lord’s assertion that colonies were re-established on the sea floor after 12,000 years ago chronologically is out-of-whack with the bigger picture. Even so, this calculation is still relatively compelling.

One of my gifts (if that is the right word) is my ability not only to read energy fields, but also plot cosmic positioning (free from space and time). A contact of mine has a distinct Atlantean energy field. Whether he is representative of all Atlanteans I cannot say, but his reading showed me an oddly shaped humanoid (I would like to say “dumpy”, but that is probably the wrong expression). Not taller than five foot two inches (1m60), the head was almost twice the size of an average human. His skin was a dark olive brown with a rather gorilla like quality. There is nothing comparable that I know of on this planet. Maybe he has hair but, if so, it is short cropped. Features are squashed in with noticeable eyebrows. Though these features on an average human might seem to belong to a retarded person, in this case he was noticeably vibrantly intelligent and ever so kind. He seemed to be dressed in some sort of single piece ceremonial gown with a square, colourfully embroidered collar. There is an unassuming quality about him that reminds me of Robin Hood’s “Friar Tuck”.

His energy field is connected to the real pyramids (I think the so-called Mayan, Chinese and other types were “copies” by different intelligent beings). He is a keeper of wisdom (the dregs of the Atlantis cosmic archives can be found in

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Ancient Atlantean artefact

Tibet, those that haven’t been plundered) and this is emphatically confirmed by my contact. Using him as the master template, I decided to locate the beings Rosemary Klem and Jack Lord were discussing. Firstly, and most importantly, I did find the sea based peoples they had a connection to. It was clear they bore no obvious relationship to the Atlanteans, gauging the energy field I have just described. What is more, and though both Rosemary and Jack contradict me, they had no connection to the “pyramids” (using construction as a reference). In fact, I find no reference to any monolithic structures.

There were some other problems. After their lengthy talk, a number of listeners met for recreational discussions after the event. If there was one thing that the Atlanteans could do that baffled their peers, it was to transmute ordinary matter. So, they, for instance, could turn a block of wood into an ingot of gold (given the correct dynamics) simply with mind power. In my book, “The Beauty of Decoded Existence”, I discuss the layer that connects atomic particles and “God”. Terminology was slightly different, but Rosemary and Jack, both affirmed their sea-bound beings could manipulate “sub particles” “reducing everything to raw code, if necessary”. That is very much what the Atlanteans could do, so how to decipher this contradiction?

We all agreed that reproducing pizza or fish and chips from sub-atomic code did not sound very enlightened. Talk about replacing new technologies over old problems. In their society, two million robots matched half a million people. All law and order was automated by automatons, which looked identically human, allegedly emotion free. Nevertheless, everyone needed to work and Jack humorously emphasised “there’s no such thing as a free meal”. We all considered the evidence, reflecting carefully. Laws produced by computers, we first concluded, were “draconian” and anti-human. Draconian is an interesting word, arguably originating from the Draco (from Alpha Draconis) as evidence of their obsessive behaviour. Point two bubbled up quickly. Commerce and money (Jack talked of “tokens”) is a reptilian concept inducing a requirement for “survival”. Then there was the overall sense of how that society functioned. It seemed like a Ciakar colony. We all reluctantly agreed the peoples under our seas were not Atlanteans, but belonged to the Draco extended networks. The deeper question is; how did they learn to manipulate the sub-atomic layer (be it using machines and not “mind alone”)?

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Doubtlessly, not all Atlanteans were wiped out by the 13,800BC or prior event. In my other blog post I explained how they had lost most of the Atmosphere on Mars, 36-37,000 years ago, but did not fully relocate to Earth for a number of centuries. Rosemary and Jack hinted that their reptilian colony was between the fourth and fifth dimensions (by my calculations). DNA activation (in the bodily sense) dictates dimensional positioning, which suggests 20-30% activation in this case. In the fourth dimension realms the properties of matter expands exponentially which makes the “impossible” (by our simple perception) possible. They (Rosemary and Jack) talked of “travel at the speed of thought”. Well this is fifth dimensional positioning where the individual (or, presumably, group) can think themselves to any point in time. So, as with the reptilian sea colony, did the Atlanteans merely “evolve” out of lateral existence just as mythical prehistoric dragons had done before?